Got Milk? I Do!

Guess what?! I gots Choc-O-Late milk! Mommy doesn't like to give me this stuff too often cause it's not* so good for me but OH! it's so good so it has to be good for me!

*num, num, num* *lick, lick, lick*

Mmmm.

I has to becareful now though cause auntie Kei tricked me once.

*evil-cat glare*

Everytime one of my humans has this bottle I know they gots something good- even before they open it cause I'm just that awesome but this one time auntie Kei had a bottle- it was the same shape except it was me colored and had pictures of round things on it.

She poured some out for me and it smelled different. I thought it was a different type of chocolate milk but it wasn't.

Choc-O-Late. Milk. Does. Not. Taste. Like. Icky.

I was so mad, I refused to leave food in her boots for a whole week and I think she learned her lesson too cause she hasn't brought that nasty Ora-Nge Jooce milk home since.

* Note: Milk isn't that great for kitties, especially adult males who've been neutered (Shhh! He doesn't know!). I won't say why specifically but let's just say if you give them too much it can make them very stinky. Also, you should never ever give kitties chocolate (especially bakers chocolate). The only reason we give him a teaspoon or two of this is because it's diluted and it's only about once every three months- if that. Consult your local vet before giving your family feline any sweets.*