Spitit (a.k.a. Mommy): This is my husband's little contribution to this strange brain child of ours. Enjoy. :)
Gabe: Mwahahah! I ish offensable!
Spitit (a.k.a. Mommy): This is my husband's little contribution to this strange brain child of ours. Enjoy. :)
Gabe: Mwahahah! I ish offensable!
*is hiding catspiciously in the dresser*
You can't see me, I'm... food?
Food!
*nom nom*
Mommy forgot to add the comment notifyer thingy earlier and says she's sorry it took so long to reply to my adoring fans. Woops.
Guesh what stoopid Ga-eeb! I no what Ore-ange means now!!!11!!11
Dadi thatz not funny...yuos needs bettur insults!!1
Oh yea!
hahaha gess what, i found the Aunti Kei humans lite box and itz not beeing uzed! i can get into yoor stuffs!! all yur belly rubbs are belong to meeee!!!!!
AND UR OUtSIDES!!!!11
OH ISH GONNA GETS BELLY RUBBS111!! BAI BAI STOOPID ORE-ANGE!!1!
..........Still not funny
*yawns muchly* Well, today was my big blog debut and now I'm tiredz cause be'n famous is hard work. There's always a camera in my face and Mommy still won't let me have feeder mices but that's okay. I still gots my Choc-O-Late milk and my ear lovins.
Yep, this was a big day for me *yawns again* and now I'm ready for a nice long cat nap- Mommy will probably take lots of 'cute' photos but dat's okay. I'm too tiredz to care right now and these ear rubs...
*purrr*
Mow, night, night.
Yep, this was a big day for me *yawns again* and now I'm ready for a nice long cat nap- Mommy will probably take lots of 'cute' photos but dat's okay. I'm too tiredz to care right now and these ear rubs...*purrr*
Mow, night, night.
Guess what?! I gots Choc-O-Late milk! Mommy doesn't like to give me this stuff too often cause it's not* so good for me but OH! it's so good so it has to be good for me!
*num, num, num* *lick, lick, lick*
Mmmm.
I has to becareful now though cause auntie Kei tricked me once.
*evil-cat glare*
Everytime one of my humans has this bottle I know they gots something good- even before they open it cause I'm just that awesome but this one time auntie Kei had a bottle- it was the same shape except it was me colored and had pictures of round things on it.
She poured some out for me and it smelled different. I thought it was a different type of chocolate milk but it wasn't.
Choc-O-Late. Milk. Does. Not. Taste. Like. Icky.
I was so mad, I refused to leave food in her boots for a whole week and I think she learned her lesson too cause she hasn't brought that nasty Ora-Nge Jooce milk home since.
* Note: Milk isn't that great for kitties, especially adult males who've been neutered (Shhh! He doesn't know!). I won't say why specifically but let's just say if you give them too much it can make them very stinky. Also, you should never ever give kitties chocolate (especially bakers chocolate). The only reason we give him a teaspoon or two of this is because it's diluted and it's only about once every three months- if that. Consult your local vet before giving your family feline any sweets.*
*num, num, num* *lick, lick, lick*Mmmm.
I has to becareful now though cause auntie Kei tricked me once.
*evil-cat glare*
Everytime one of my humans has this bottle I know they gots something good- even before they open it cause I'm just that awesome but this one time auntie Kei had a bottle- it was the same shape except it was me colored and had pictures of round things on it.
She poured some out for me and it smelled different. I thought it was a different type of chocolate milk but it wasn't.
Choc-O-Late. Milk. Does. Not. Taste. Like. Icky.
I was so mad, I refused to leave food in her boots for a whole week and I think she learned her lesson too cause she hasn't brought that nasty Ora-Nge Jooce milk home since.
* Note: Milk isn't that great for kitties, especially adult males who've been neutered (Shhh! He doesn't know!). I won't say why specifically but let's just say if you give them too much it can make them very stinky. Also, you should never ever give kitties chocolate (especially bakers chocolate). The only reason we give him a teaspoon or two of this is because it's diluted and it's only about once every three months- if that. Consult your local vet before giving your family feline any sweets.*
Mommy won't let Daddy get me feeder mice. *cat-pout* It's not fair, they're meant to be eated!
I has proof!
It was on TV, on this one show called House- which is just silly cause it has nuffing to do with houses (silly humans). They had this kitty on there that some lady-chick thought could predict death by sleeping next to them and this one doctor-guy brought her a big clear box of mices.
Mmm, lucky... *grumble grumble*
Then this one doctor-lady came in and tried asked if those were the genetically engineered mices?
The doctor-guy said yes, they were genetically engineered for tastiness.
See, that proves it!
The lady still took his mices away though. *cat pout*
I has proof!
It was on TV, on this one show called House- which is just silly cause it has nuffing to do with houses (silly humans). They had this kitty on there that some lady-chick thought could predict death by sleeping next to them and this one doctor-guy brought her a big clear box of mices.Mmm, lucky... *grumble grumble*
Then this one doctor-lady came in and tried asked if those were the genetically engineered mices?
The doctor-guy said yes, they were genetically engineered for tastiness.
See, that proves it!
The lady still took his mices away though. *cat pout*
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